Random Crap: #1
From The Female WHO Brought You "Kenya Explains It ALL" The WONDERFUL, GRACIOUS KENYA WEST J
1. whats your name spelt backwards?
Aynek
2. What did you do last night?
Sat in a parkk, in the Bronx and talked bullshit with my peers.
3. The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Gym Class Heroes – The Queen and I
4. Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?
Nah I Licked a DOUBLE A Battery (The Metal Taste Was Addicting)
5. Last time you swam in a pool?
Spring (indoor pool)
6. What are you wearing?
A Pink Dress J
7. How many cars have you owned?
0 Waiting For My Permit
8. Type of music you dislike most?
BLUEGRASS and GANGSTER RAP (it's a tie)
9. Are you registered to vote?
NOO L America Needs Me.
10. Do you have cable?
Hells YEAAH !
11. What kind of computer do you use?
HP Pavilion Entertainment Laptop J
12. Ever made a prank phone call?
Uhhhuhh :-*
13. You like anyone now?
Yes, its Complicated
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Yeah, Im Just Tooo Ass Right Now.
15. Furthest place you ever traveled?
Florida <3
16.Do you have a garden?
No, I Want One.
17. What's your favorite comic strip?
The Boondocks.
18. Do you know all the words to the national ?
Anthem ? Kinda Idk.
19. Shower, or night?
Night :-*
20. Best movie you've seen in the past ?
The Breakfast Clubb J
21. Favorite pizza toppings?
EXTRA CHEESE !!
22. Chips or popcorn?
Chips.
23. What cell phone provider do you have?
T-Mobile Keeping it ALL Together
24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
No U Can Do That ?!
25. Have you ever been in a pageant?
No Sirry Bob.
26. Orange or apple?
Orange (:
27. Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?
Regina <3
28. favorite bar?
Jamba Juice
29. Who is your longest friend and how long?
Kiana P. (1st Grade)
30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
NEVER HAVE I EVER
31. Have you ever won a trophy?
No L I Want One.
32.Favorite artist?
Umm , His Name Is Margaret Something Hes a Surrealist Tho.
33. Favorite computer game?
Brick Breakers <3
34. Ever ordered from an infomercial?
Yes L They LIEEE !!
35. Sprite or 7-UP?
Sprite
36. Have you ever had to a uniform to school/work?
Yes :D
37. Last thing you bought at Walgreens?
Never Been.
38. Ever thrown up in public?
Yess L
39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding love?
Finding love </3 (with millions >:] )
40. Do you believe in love at first sight?
No.
41.Can exes just be friends?
Yes.
42. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
Um, I cant remember, my nephew <3
43. Did you have long hair as a young kid?
YESSS :'(
44. What message is on your voicemail machine?
Lawyers.
45. Where would you like to go right now?
My Hypothetical-Potential-VeryMean-SomedayHeMightBe-VeryFly-Bipolar-Cute Boyfriends House.
46. What was the name of your first pet?
Fatima R.I.P L
47. What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?
A Tote, and Crumbled up Paper
48. Last incoming/outgoing call on your phone?
The Brooklyn Public Library & Dominique.
49. What is one thing you are grateful for today?
That I Woke Up <3
50. What do you think about most?
WILL I EVEER HAVE A DECENT LIFE.
Live Love Life Proceed Progress <3
KENYA West <3
Mm.. Your Not So Fancy Huh ?
What Does It Mean To Be Fancy?
By This Definition It Means (In Kenyamilah Terms) Having The Finer Things In Life.
How Do You Know If Your Fancy Or Not
- You Know Your Fancy If You Have an Elegant Style Such As Dresses and Heels and If Your Independent. Your Hair Is Always Done and Your NailsJ Or If You Don't Fit None Of Those Descriptions Just Being Independent And Dress N I C E L Y
- YOUR NOT FANCY If You Dress Manly, Depend On Someone To Do Everyone For Everything. Period.
Are You Fancy?
- Ehh , Me and Kamilah Have Our Own Swag Idk If That Makes Us Fancy But Yeah IDGAF Bout Others Opinions So That Should Make Me Fancy Enough
I Leave You With The Song FANCY - Drake ft. Swizz Beats and T.I.
XOXO KenYA
Stupid Boy Swag: Kat Stacks & the Tattle Tails
Remember When We Was Growing Your Parents Use To Tell Us "Stop Snitching All The God Damn Time, Nobody Likes A Snitch" Or When Your Friends Use To Call You A Tattle Tale? So We Grew Up Knowing That When We See Shit We Don't Say Shit. Well According to Our New Generation it seems Only Appropriate that We Snitch on Each Other. About 5 Years Ago Karrine Stefans Took It Apon Her Self To Write A Book Called "The Vixens Diaries" ; Scandalous Book (I Read It) Follow By "The Confessions of a Video Vixen" (Chris Brown we Know What You Did Last Summer) And Ever Since Then Its Was Like An O.K. GO/ Green Light Pass To Start Snitching On Everyone. I Love Lil' Kim. Point Blank Period. I Think That Even Though She Knew What The Hell Went Down In Front Of HOT 97 and For Her To Be a Female and Not SNITCH is Powerful. Fast Forward To Present.
Kat stacks puts young money on blast
♫♪∩ICK jR♪♫ | MySpace Video
A Few Months Ago I Was On Twitter (Which I Deleted) And Everyone Seemed To Be Talking About a Female By The Name Kat Stacks. Now These Weren't Just "Ahh This Chick Kat Stacks" It Was More Like "Fuck This Hoe Kat Stacks" Lost As Usual Knowing How Detach I Am Away From Society, I Had To Google Her. And In Kenyamilah Words This Is What She Was: Kat Stacks is a girl Who Had a Fucked Up Child Hood, Shes Been Abused and All Types Of Bullshit – She was A Stripper (what a surprise) Than Became A Groupie. The Peek Of Her Career Started When She Wrote a Blog (here on blogspot) Where she Outed Rappers Such As Lil Wayne, Lil Twist, Mack Maine, and Bow Wow as One Of Her Many "Fans" (Supposedly they Tapped That) Now Shes The Shit. WTF? Now She Has XXL or VIBE Magazine Covers and Articles About How She Is So Scandalous. WHY ARE FEMALES SO EXCITED THAT RAPPERS RAN THE TRAIN ON THEM? Like What The Hell. Has Society Really Made It Okay To Kiss and Tell ? I Thought People were Suppose To Be Quiet You Know Keep It A Secret. I Guess People Are So Busy Trying to Be Famous That They Forgot The Code of Honor. Well EVERYBOdIES Denying That They've Ever Met Kat Stacks. So I Would Say Aah Shes A LIAR ' Up Until This Wonderful Video Of Soulja Boy Being a STUPID STUPID BOY Came Out..
Lesson Soulja Boy Learnt – as Fabolous Puts It "Letting Kat Stacks In Your Hotel Room Is Stupid Boy Swag Alone"
XOXO Kamilah <3
Teen 101: Relationship & Love – Cuffingism
Hello fellow readers, as I type to you today from a dark room – all white walls with just the street lights peeking through my weirdly patterned curtains, I've been enlightened. Knowing me personally you would know three things: I love food, Have a few real friends, and im just plain old weird. But im not the weird where you would find yourself saying "damn this chick is fucking psycho" it's the good weird where I say meaningful shit just randomly, so this would be one of my weird fucking blogs. So I was slipping into my pink sleeping bag on my red couch and thought RELATIONSHIPS ARE LIKE RELIGION. Im not trying to cause controversy or whatever, so please spare me. But from my personal accquitances and encounters that's the conclusion I have drawn. CUFFINGISM : A religion based on love, trust, and high standards.
Now as the "founder" of Cuffingism, they're certain things to understand GUYS ARE LIKE RAPPERS AND BASKETBALL PLAYERS.
How Are Guys Like Rappers and Basketball Players?
- Guys are like rappers. They all speak or express them self differently as individuals. The top three ' rappers ' you wanna go for are – Drizzys , Hov , and T.I. THOSE GUYS ARE THE ONES THAT WILL KEEP IT REAL WITH YOU and the ones that you'd wanna keep for ever. Don't ever go for Gucci Manes, Soulja Boys, Waka Flockas, French Montanas, Eminem (depending on what you like). Guys are like basketball players because they all have different approaches in there games and different stats. I could be talking to a Lebron, he seems determined, straight forward and a leader. But underneath it all home boy might change up when it comes to about to win my love. So I'd prefer being with a Kobe or maybe a Dwight Howard :p
Another thing to understand is Cuffingism is just like Buddhism . In order to understand certain rules about Cuffingism you must be enlightened, take my friend Gina for example. Gina has been in a relationship with a Lil Wayne. During the first year or so of there relationship it was going smooth, until Weezy decide to switch up on her and 'fuck everygirl in the world' Gina is now enlightened. She knows how boys think and she uses that against them in order to find her Hov (which she already found but that's another blog.)
Eight RULED Path – In order to become a CUFFINGIST You must follow these eight step to be enlightened.
- You are the best thing to happen to you and don't let any guy think that
- Don't settle for less than the best because you're the best so why settle for someone who cant be the best there damn selves ?
- Don't let your guard down because guys can shapeshift into vicious assholes at any point
- Upon meeting a guy who sucks total cow nuts let him go don't work anything out (it was his lost.)
- Don't let him push you around or change you get a guy who likes you for you
- If your not good for him let him go
- Don't get with someone who won't make you happy, the stress isn't worth it
- Make sure things aren't too serious too fast.
What guy would you personally prefer?
- Personally, I'd prefer a Drizzy with a splash of T.I. Drizzy being the realist and more humble out of the rest. I find that the most appealing, I want someone who's so real that they don't quite notice it. But he must also have a swag that completely RIP the competition (T.I.)
- U MAKE ME BETTER <3
Kamilah <3
Drizzzy
Hello Lovies :* Well For Those Of U WHO Know Me & The Many Of U That Do , U Should Know That I Have AN Unconditonal and very odd OBESSION with Mr.Aubrey Drake Graham. I've had the Feeling For Him Since I Was Like 9 Or Something _ Whatever Year Degrassi The Next Generation Started I've Grown Feelings For Jimmy Brookes However When He Grown Into a Man With Words Of Life, And Speaks The Story That Many Of Us Including Myself and Kamilahs This Feeling Grew into A Full Blown BLAZE [= Tonight I Was Told To Watch Drake On UStream & It Was Quiet Entertaining. I Found It HILARIOUS when He Forgot To Block His # While Calling Fans and When One Girl Was Like .. " U Called Me So Who Are U ?" ( I was Talking To My Screen Like 'Girl If U Don't Act Right') But ANYWAY .. Drake Showed Us This BOOk .. And I WAS FAS – CIN – ATED The Book Is Called 'The Big Butt Book' Which Are Basically Collection Of BOOTiES From Vintage To Amber Rose <3 It Was THEREEEE
Some Girls Or Women Don't Understand the ART Or Beauty Of An Ass ( Im Totally Against Anal Sex BTW ) But Just The Shape Sag And Color Of An Ass Can Make The Worldd A .. “ Better Place”. Well Ladies and Gents, If U Want A Busty Bun Or Something to Jiggle ;) U Can Purchase The Big Butt Book For Like 6O$ On D Internet .. and Mr.Drake Graham (Wherever U Are) I Friggin Adore U Man & When U Come To NYC <3 Its Nothing But Lovee ..
TOOODLES <3
From the city of bright lights
KENyA We$t ;)
#TheBigButtBook
Some Girls Or Women Don't Understand the ART Or Beauty Of An Ass ( Im Totally Against Anal Sex BTW ) But Just The Shape Sag And Color Of An Ass Can Make The Worldd A .. " Better Place". Well Ladies and Gents, If U Want A Busty Bun Or Something to Jiggle ;) U Can Purchase The Big Butt Book For Like 6O$ On D Internet .. and Mr.Drake Graham (Wherever U Are) I Friggin Adore U Man & When U Come To NYC <3 Its Nothing But Lovee ..
TOOODLES <3
From the city of bright lights
KENyA We$t ;)
Outkast x33
XOXO KENYA <3