Random Crap: #1
From The Female WHO Brought You "Kenya Explains It ALL" The WONDERFUL, GRACIOUS KENYA WEST J
1. whats your name spelt backwards?
Aynek
2. What did you do last night?
Sat in a parkk, in the Bronx and talked bullshit with my peers.
3. The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Gym Class Heroes – The Queen and I
4. Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?
Nah I Licked a DOUBLE A Battery (The Metal Taste Was Addicting)
5. Last time you swam in a pool?
Spring (indoor pool)
6. What are you wearing?
A Pink Dress J
7. How many cars have you owned?
0 Waiting For My Permit
8. Type of music you dislike most?
BLUEGRASS and GANGSTER RAP (it's a tie)
9. Are you registered to vote?
NOO L America Needs Me.
10. Do you have cable?
Hells YEAAH !
11. What kind of computer do you use?
HP Pavilion Entertainment Laptop J
12. Ever made a prank phone call?
Uhhhuhh :-*
13. You like anyone now?
Yes, its Complicated
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Yeah, Im Just Tooo Ass Right Now.
15. Furthest place you ever traveled?
Florida <3
16.Do you have a garden?
No, I Want One.
17. What's your favorite comic strip?
The Boondocks.
18. Do you know all the words to the national ?
Anthem ? Kinda Idk.
19. Shower, or night?
Night :-*
20. Best movie you've seen in the past ?
The Breakfast Clubb J
21. Favorite pizza toppings?
EXTRA CHEESE !!
22. Chips or popcorn?
Chips.
23. What cell phone provider do you have?
T-Mobile Keeping it ALL Together
24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
No U Can Do That ?!
25. Have you ever been in a pageant?
No Sirry Bob.
26. Orange or apple?
Orange (:
27. Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?
Regina <3
28. favorite bar?
Jamba Juice
29. Who is your longest friend and how long?
Kiana P. (1st Grade)
30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
NEVER HAVE I EVER
31. Have you ever won a trophy?
No L I Want One.
32.Favorite artist?
Umm , His Name Is Margaret Something Hes a Surrealist Tho.
33. Favorite computer game?
Brick Breakers <3
34. Ever ordered from an infomercial?
Yes L They LIEEE !!
35. Sprite or 7-UP?
Sprite
36. Have you ever had to a uniform to school/work?
Yes :D
37. Last thing you bought at Walgreens?
Never Been.
38. Ever thrown up in public?
Yess L
39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding love?
Finding love </3 (with millions >:] )
40. Do you believe in love at first sight?
No.
41.Can exes just be friends?
Yes.
42. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
Um, I cant remember, my nephew <3
43. Did you have long hair as a young kid?
YESSS :'(
44. What message is on your voicemail machine?
Lawyers.
45. Where would you like to go right now?
My Hypothetical-Potential-VeryMean-SomedayHeMightBe-VeryFly-Bipolar-Cute Boyfriends House.
46. What was the name of your first pet?
Fatima R.I.P L
47. What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?
A Tote, and Crumbled up Paper
48. Last incoming/outgoing call on your phone?
The Brooklyn Public Library & Dominique.
49. What is one thing you are grateful for today?
That I Woke Up <3
50. What do you think about most?
WILL I EVEER HAVE A DECENT LIFE.
Live Love Life Proceed Progress <3
KENYA West <3
Mm.. Your Not So Fancy Huh ?
What Does It Mean To Be Fancy?
By This Definition It Means (In Kenyamilah Terms) Having The Finer Things In Life.
How Do You Know If Your Fancy Or Not
- You Know Your Fancy If You Have an Elegant Style Such As Dresses and Heels and If Your Independent. Your Hair Is Always Done and Your NailsJ Or If You Don't Fit None Of Those Descriptions Just Being Independent And Dress N I C E L Y
- YOUR NOT FANCY If You Dress Manly, Depend On Someone To Do Everyone For Everything. Period.
Are You Fancy?
- Ehh , Me and Kamilah Have Our Own Swag Idk If That Makes Us Fancy But Yeah IDGAF Bout Others Opinions So That Should Make Me Fancy Enough
I Leave You With The Song FANCY - Drake ft. Swizz Beats and T.I.
XOXO KenYA
Stupid Boy Swag: Kat Stacks & the Tattle Tails
Remember When We Was Growing Your Parents Use To Tell Us "Stop Snitching All The God Damn Time, Nobody Likes A Snitch" Or When Your Friends Use To Call You A Tattle Tale? So We Grew Up Knowing That When We See Shit We Don't Say Shit. Well According to Our New Generation it seems Only Appropriate that We Snitch on Each Other. About 5 Years Ago Karrine Stefans Took It Apon Her Self To Write A Book Called "The Vixens Diaries" ; Scandalous Book (I Read It) Follow By "The Confessions of a Video Vixen" (Chris Brown we Know What You Did Last Summer) And Ever Since Then Its Was Like An O.K. GO/ Green Light Pass To Start Snitching On Everyone. I Love Lil' Kim. Point Blank Period. I Think That Even Though She Knew What The Hell Went Down In Front Of HOT 97 and For Her To Be a Female and Not SNITCH is Powerful. Fast Forward To Present.
Kat stacks puts young money on blast
♫♪∩ICK jR♪♫ | MySpace Video
A Few Months Ago I Was On Twitter (Which I Deleted) And Everyone Seemed To Be Talking About a Female By The Name Kat Stacks. Now These Weren't Just "Ahh This Chick Kat Stacks" It Was More Like "Fuck This Hoe Kat Stacks" Lost As Usual Knowing How Detach I Am Away From Society, I Had To Google Her. And In Kenyamilah Words This Is What She Was: Kat Stacks is a girl Who Had a Fucked Up Child Hood, Shes Been Abused and All Types Of Bullshit – She was A Stripper (what a surprise) Than Became A Groupie. The Peek Of Her Career Started When She Wrote a Blog (here on blogspot) Where she Outed Rappers Such As Lil Wayne, Lil Twist, Mack Maine, and Bow Wow as One Of Her Many "Fans" (Supposedly they Tapped That) Now Shes The Shit. WTF? Now She Has XXL or VIBE Magazine Covers and Articles About How She Is So Scandalous. WHY ARE FEMALES SO EXCITED THAT RAPPERS RAN THE TRAIN ON THEM? Like What The Hell. Has Society Really Made It Okay To Kiss and Tell ? I Thought People were Suppose To Be Quiet You Know Keep It A Secret. I Guess People Are So Busy Trying to Be Famous That They Forgot The Code of Honor. Well EVERYBOdIES Denying That They've Ever Met Kat Stacks. So I Would Say Aah Shes A LIAR ' Up Until This Wonderful Video Of Soulja Boy Being a STUPID STUPID BOY Came Out..
Lesson Soulja Boy Learnt – as Fabolous Puts It "Letting Kat Stacks In Your Hotel Room Is Stupid Boy Swag Alone"
XOXO Kamilah <3
Teen 101: Relationship & Love – Cuffingism
Hello fellow readers, as I type to you today from a dark room – all white walls with just the street lights peeking through my weirdly patterned curtains, I've been enlightened. Knowing me personally you would know three things: I love food, Have a few real friends, and im just plain old weird. But im not the weird where you would find yourself saying "damn this chick is fucking psycho" it's the good weird where I say meaningful shit just randomly, so this would be one of my weird fucking blogs. So I was slipping into my pink sleeping bag on my red couch and thought RELATIONSHIPS ARE LIKE RELIGION. Im not trying to cause controversy or whatever, so please spare me. But from my personal accquitances and encounters that's the conclusion I have drawn. CUFFINGISM : A religion based on love, trust, and high standards.
Now as the "founder" of Cuffingism, they're certain things to understand GUYS ARE LIKE RAPPERS AND BASKETBALL PLAYERS.
How Are Guys Like Rappers and Basketball Players?
- Guys are like rappers. They all speak or express them self differently as individuals. The top three ' rappers ' you wanna go for are – Drizzys , Hov , and T.I. THOSE GUYS ARE THE ONES THAT WILL KEEP IT REAL WITH YOU and the ones that you'd wanna keep for ever. Don't ever go for Gucci Manes, Soulja Boys, Waka Flockas, French Montanas, Eminem (depending on what you like). Guys are like basketball players because they all have different approaches in there games and different stats. I could be talking to a Lebron, he seems determined, straight forward and a leader. But underneath it all home boy might change up when it comes to about to win my love. So I'd prefer being with a Kobe or maybe a Dwight Howard :p
Another thing to understand is Cuffingism is just like Buddhism . In order to understand certain rules about Cuffingism you must be enlightened, take my friend Gina for example. Gina has been in a relationship with a Lil Wayne. During the first year or so of there relationship it was going smooth, until Weezy decide to switch up on her and 'fuck everygirl in the world' Gina is now enlightened. She knows how boys think and she uses that against them in order to find her Hov (which she already found but that's another blog.)
Eight RULED Path – In order to become a CUFFINGIST You must follow these eight step to be enlightened.
- You are the best thing to happen to you and don't let any guy think that
- Don't settle for less than the best because you're the best so why settle for someone who cant be the best there damn selves ?
- Don't let your guard down because guys can shapeshift into vicious assholes at any point
- Upon meeting a guy who sucks total cow nuts let him go don't work anything out (it was his lost.)
- Don't let him push you around or change you get a guy who likes you for you
- If your not good for him let him go
- Don't get with someone who won't make you happy, the stress isn't worth it
- Make sure things aren't too serious too fast.
What guy would you personally prefer?
- Personally, I'd prefer a Drizzy with a splash of T.I. Drizzy being the realist and more humble out of the rest. I find that the most appealing, I want someone who's so real that they don't quite notice it. But he must also have a swag that completely RIP the competition (T.I.)
- U MAKE ME BETTER <3
Kamilah <3
Drizzzy
Hello Lovies :* Well For Those Of U WHO Know Me & The Many Of U That Do , U Should Know That I Have AN Unconditonal and very odd OBESSION with Mr.Aubrey Drake Graham. I've had the Feeling For Him Since I Was Like 9 Or Something _ Whatever Year Degrassi The Next Generation Started I've Grown Feelings For Jimmy Brookes However When He Grown Into a Man With Words Of Life, And Speaks The Story That Many Of Us Including Myself and Kamilahs This Feeling Grew into A Full Blown BLAZE [= Tonight I Was Told To Watch Drake On UStream & It Was Quiet Entertaining. I Found It HILARIOUS when He Forgot To Block His # While Calling Fans and When One Girl Was Like .. " U Called Me So Who Are U ?" ( I was Talking To My Screen Like 'Girl If U Don't Act Right') But ANYWAY .. Drake Showed Us This BOOk .. And I WAS FAS – CIN – ATED The Book Is Called 'The Big Butt Book' Which Are Basically Collection Of BOOTiES From Vintage To Amber Rose <3 It Was THEREEEE
Some Girls Or Women Don't Understand the ART Or Beauty Of An Ass ( Im Totally Against Anal Sex BTW ) But Just The Shape Sag And Color Of An Ass Can Make The Worldd A .. “ Better Place”. Well Ladies and Gents, If U Want A Busty Bun Or Something to Jiggle ;) U Can Purchase The Big Butt Book For Like 6O$ On D Internet .. and Mr.Drake Graham (Wherever U Are) I Friggin Adore U Man & When U Come To NYC <3 Its Nothing But Lovee ..
TOOODLES <3
From the city of bright lights
KENyA We$t ;)
#TheBigButtBook
Some Girls Or Women Don't Understand the ART Or Beauty Of An Ass ( Im Totally Against Anal Sex BTW ) But Just The Shape Sag And Color Of An Ass Can Make The Worldd A .. " Better Place". Well Ladies and Gents, If U Want A Busty Bun Or Something to Jiggle ;) U Can Purchase The Big Butt Book For Like 6O$ On D Internet .. and Mr.Drake Graham (Wherever U Are) I Friggin Adore U Man & When U Come To NYC <3 Its Nothing But Lovee ..
TOOODLES <3
From the city of bright lights
KENyA We$t ;)
Outkast x33
XOXO KENYA <3
LGBT ? How “ FREE “ Are We ? Part I
As Kids were told we have to be normal. And Being Normal is this: Ur a girl ur job is to cook, clean, tend to a mans needs, and wear a dress; ur INFERIOR. Normal Boys duties are to get girls, drive cars and play sports ur SUPERIOR. That's what we are fed to believe but what if I am a girl who believes im a boy and I like girls and sports too, but I hate wearing a dress I'd rather wear baggy sweatpants instead. Then what are you? Are you still normal or what? These are one of the many ideas flowing through a teenagers head. Some people think were crazy and its our hormones being out of control or as older folks like to put it "a phase" but in reality its not a phase it's a choice. Some people are born knowing this others are just grown up to feel this. As Americanteens we often question who we are and how we feel. Are sexuality, for most of us, is a mystery.
The current debate is at foot: SHOULD SAME-SEX MARRIAGE BE LEGAL IN THE UNITED STATES? Back to my question, IS FEELING THE SAME SEX NORMAL? Putting a banned on gay marriage is like telling every same sex couple "You not normal" making them feel as if they don't belong because we can't grant them the happiness that every heterosexual couple have. In reality there just like heterosexual couples, they eat sleep work and come home to the ones they love just as any other citizen. I'm proud to say that I've actual lived to see a black president be elected but it would make me even prouder to see an president elected who views same-sex marriage as not a privilege but a right. Who are we to say that two women or two men can't be together? We don't have that right, but I guess this is what it is when your living in a "free nation under god".
FEELING? Invincible and Rebelious
XOXO KAMiLAH <3
P.S. I'm not HOMOSEXUAL (not that theres anything wrong with that) I'm Happily BiSEXUAL
J
Wakey Wakey Eggs And Blogging :)
Good Morning My Lovely Readers (whos ever reading.) KENYAs Here .. Its Currently 6:01 AM this is the time I deliver my message to you all. Tonight I had some trouble sleeping , which is quiet unlike me if you ask but you didn't but in my head you did so I'll continue. And I really could sleep, my mind was just bouncing every from movies to ghost to love and I went as far as to write to my bestie whom I don't usually speak to, to see how shes been (BORING.) – ily shay. But anyhow what REALLY kept me up was the movie "Why DID I Get Married TOO" as you all know Tyler Perry (a complete genius, and great actor if I do say so myself.) created this film and the plot in my words are as follow: four couples go on a yearly retreat vacation improve or work on there marriage, a recently divorce Jill Scott and remarried finds her douche bag of a husband attending the retreat as well with intentions of getting back with her; Janet Jackson and her husband whom externally seem so perfect turned out to be a psycho drunken angry couple whom get a divorce , Tyler Perrys wife cheats on him (he should've known in the first one.) and Tashe Smith and her husband continues to argue <3 = F U N & LOVELY
With my stinky morning breath =x
XOXO KENYA <3
“ .. & SHE SAID , HE SAID & SCREW THEM “
Im from the Bronx , The Bronx Has Been My Home For the Last 14 and a Half Years Until I Reside to Brooklyn.. That's A WHOLE KNEW BLOG. But I Still Keep In Touch with My Brooklyn Folks And Family. Through Twitter and Facebook ( and my new addiction CRACkBERRY ) Its Like I Never Moved at All.. Yesterday My Timeline on Twitter was In Raged with A Page Known To Attack Bronxs' Elite. These pages are something like Gossip Girl and PRETTY LITTLE Liars They Tell Every Secret And In And Outs Of The Most Popular People. Now Im Not Usual On These Pages (Hell Im NEVER On The Page). But Damn Why Are People Finding DIRT On Others Just To Talk About It – Well Personally I Find It Entertaining . I Watch TV just To Live it In Real Life Lmfaooo .. I'd Be Horrible to Not Let You Feast Your EYES On These " #PACKITUP , PUT THEM ON BLAST " Pages
Teen 101: Becoming a Teen ( High School )
Friends and people that will either make the next 4 year good or bad : Make sure you choose the right crowd and not sucky friends that will make it horrific for you.If you don't make good friends (ones you can rely on and will help you ) all your years will be drama drama *stress and more drama.
Popularity : When I was in middle school I was friendly with everyone ; I was cool and was very sociable _ who wouldn't love KenyaWhen I entered a new school; I had the hardest time meeting friends, and when I met friends it was usually by accident or through third party. But I didn't stress it
J but Kamilah is very shy and
Because my focus is to really get straight As and go to a good college, but dang I wanted to be the cool smart nerd L
Teacher interaction : BEWARE OF TEACHERS !! THEY CAN BE VERYYY CRUETIAL!!
Well That's Really all there is too it ' Just becareful in the jungle of highschool and try your best to survive as well as you can J
XOXO ,
KENYA
<3
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xoxo
KAMILAH x3
Hello , Good Morning
In Reality Most Of The BLOG Titles Have Nothing To Do With The BLOG itself Its Usually Random Quotes Or Song Names That Come To Minddd J
Im Kamilah the Other WRiTER Of This Blog Usually I Wont Post Thing Like Kenya Only Thing I Would Post Is Things Of Intrest , Clothes , Stores , News ARTICLEs and Music .
OH YEAHHHHHH , B) ENJOY THE PAGEEEE & The Song ABOVEEEEEE J
Show Me A Good Time – Drake
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